Quite.

It’s bad! It’s bad—so the big ones shouldn’t do it either, right? Do you do it?

Cigarettes are bad for you.

honestly i can’t give context to this

(based on an Rp that i saw floating on my dash by M. Mari and Jay)

heartmadeoftin:

fortroughs:

heartmadeoftin:

I think our little family is a bit too silly sometimes. Then again-

you and I threw puddin’ at each other sooo m’ not really one to talk….

I’m six—

I’m allowed to do that stuff without being considered silly.

But your uncles shouldn’t go ‘round screamin’ fan….-

fanny

at the top of their lungs.

Fanny?

F a n n y?

Fanny isn’t that bad a word! Alfred says it’s not as bad as the other ones he told me about.

But it’s good to be silly every once in a while, right?

(Source: americanclouds)

heartmadeoftin:

I think our little family is a bit too silly sometimes. Then again-

you and I threw puddin’ at each other sooo m’ not really one to talk….

I’m six—

I’m allowed to do that stuff without being considered silly.

capitano-nord:

fortroughs:

capitano-nord:

fortroughs:

Feliciano, Lovino, calm down, okay?

You’re both pretty.

Now kiss and make up!!

He told me not to do that anymore.

….

What’s wrong with kisses?

amoreillecito:

fortroughs:

Feliciano, Lovino, calm down, okay?

You’re both pretty.

Think of the children.

capitano-nord:

fortroughs:

Feliciano, Lovino, calm down, okay?

You’re both pretty.

Now kiss and make up!!

unclesamgotanamechange:

fortroughs:

unclesamgotanamechange:

 

Yeah, you don’t say ‘em! You just gotta know what they are, lil’ dude. If some guy calls you a douchebag, punch ‘im in the balls, got it?

But why would anyone ever call me that, Alfred? —I’m a good boy, so no one has any reason to call me by bad names, right?

Because they’re dumbasses! Get it, now?

…..

………..—no?

Feliciano, Lovino, calm down, okay?

You’re both pretty.

ses-pures-couleurs:

fortroughs:

I will never understand the big ones.

It’s alright, une petit. Neither do I..

….

…but you’re a big person, Mister Bonnefoy.

I will never understand the big ones.

unclesamgotanamechange:

fortroughs: 

…..

But Alfred!

I’m not even allowed to say fa—the “f” word, and those are all really really bad words!!

[HE IS COMPLETELY FLABBERGASTED AT HOW CASUALLY ALFRED CAN SAY THOSE THINGS]

It—I’m not allowed to say those words…

Yeah, you don’t say ‘em! You just gotta know what they are, lil’ dude. If some guy calls you a douchebag, punch ‘im in the balls, got it?

But why would anyone ever call me that, Alfred? —I’m a good boy, so no one has any reason to call me by bad names, right?

unclesamgotanamechange:

fortroughs:

unclesamgotanamechange:

 

The IRS and congress are basically a bunch of douche banding together to make douchebags.

….!!

I know what a douchebag is!!

It’s a thing that helps clean out lady parts!

….I don’t get why your congress and IRS are made of things that clean lady parts, though.

It’s an insult, Peter— 

Peter, someone’s gotta tell you how to insult people!

Okay, listen up!

A douchebag is a really shitty person- they tend to be those pretentious ones that act better than you!

An asshole is like a douchebag, but without the pretentious-ness.

A shithead is a dumbass, and a dumbass is a person who ain’t very smart.

…..

But Alfred!

I’m not even allowed to say fa—the “f” word, and those are all really really bad words!!

[HE IS COMPLETELY FLABBERGASTED AT HOW CASUALLY ALFRED CAN SAY THOSE THINGS]

It—I’m not allowed to say those words…