Now We Are Six, Clever as Clever
“Then you must be running low on Papa points.”
—Peter’s worst nightmare
February 2012
thefledglingheroine replied to your post:Does anyone want to eat ice cream?
What in the world is that?
My dinner.
How can that possibly be dinner??
Because I can’t cook and I can’t chew crackers.
So this is dinner.
Why can’t you chew crackers?
No front teeth.
…you know you bite with your front teeth and chew with the back ones right?
………
But I like ice cream.
But that’s not dinner!
But Mister Alfred eats it all the time!!
thefledglingheroine replied to your post:Does anyone want to eat ice cream?
What in the world is that?
My dinner.
How can that possibly be dinner??
Because I can’t cook and I can’t chew crackers.
So this is dinner.
Why can’t you chew crackers?
No front teeth.
…you know you bite with your front teeth and chew with the back ones right?
………
But I like ice cream.
thefledglingheroine replied to your post:Does anyone want to eat ice cream?
What in the world is that?
My dinner.
How can that possibly be dinner??
Because I can’t cook and I can’t chew crackers.
So this is dinner.
Why can’t you chew crackers?
No front teeth.
thefledglingheroine replied to your post:Does anyone want to eat ice cream?
What in the world is that?
My dinner.
How can that possibly be dinner??
Because I can’t cook and I can’t chew crackers.
So this is dinner.
What in the world is that?
My dinner.
Does anyone want to eat ice cream?
Otherwise, I’m gonna eat this whole thing by m’self…
You’ll get so sick eating that all alone….
I’ll help you.
Ah!! Thank you very much! [the boy giggles, holding up a spoon] Here you are, Miss Natalya!! Thank you so much! Ehehe! It’s been a while since we talked! I missed you!!
“I’ve missed you too~” Natalia said, giving him a little hug. “Where’d you get this much ice cream anyways?” she asked, looking at the large, basically bucket sized, dish of ice cream. How was this not illegal?
Peter grinned, opening his mouth to show Natalia that his two front teeth were gone. “Here! See? I lost my two front teeth and I can’t eat anything! Well…I can, but it’s hard and my face is a mess when I finish. So I got ice cream! I think this is from Mister Alfred’s house!!”
You are not eating that whole thing by yourself, Peter. You’ll get sick and puke out everything you’ve eaten today.
But I want it.
Does anyone want to eat ice cream?
Otherwise, I’m gonna eat this whole thing by m’self…
You’ll get so sick eating that all alone….
I’ll help you.
Ah!! Thank you very much! [the boy giggles, holding up a spoon] Here you are, Miss Natalya!! Thank you so much! Ehehe! It’s been a while since we talked! I missed you!!
Does anyone want to eat ice cream?
Otherwise, I’m gonna eat this whole thing by m’self…
Can I share with ya? *amazed on the inside*
[the boy grins up at him, bobbing his head up and down as he holds up a giant spoon] Here you go! This one is for you! I get the orange one.
Does anyone want to eat ice cream?
Otherwise, I’m gonna eat this whole thing by m’self…
- Rishi-Rish: NO WHY DID THIS HAPPEN
- Carabuuu: Dawwwww
- Rishi-Rish: i can't breathea sldkfjals
- Carabuuu: (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \)
- Rishi-Rish: ....did you just flip me
((I can’t
fucking
breathe
oh my god
why
no
stop
stop i can see you doing that no stop it
Dreh
Dreh))
The 3 people who happened to be on my dash
…..I dun care.
Just kiww da toof fairee for me an’ I’ll stop cawwing you a jewk.
Kill the tooth…..kid you do know that the tooth fairy isn’t real right?
HE STOLE MY TOOF.
No he didn’t. Didn’t you get money under your pillow?
HE TOOK THEM FROM ME AND FLEW AWAY AND I TRIED TO THROW A PILLOW AT HIM
fortroughs replied to your post:*snaps out of it*
You smacked me….
I did? *blinks*
[nods and pouts his head]
Yeah. And you made it hurt a whole lot more.
Hm…. *rubs chin* I think I did quite some things I’ll have to explain later…
….mmph. I’ll leave you alone if you want me to, just ask me to. Okay? Y’don’t hafta hit me.
fortroughs replied to your post:*snaps out of it*
You smacked me….
I did? *blinks*
[nods and pouts his head]
Yeah. And you made it hurt a whole lot more.
(( he ain’t yo parent any more kiddo ))
Muse:
Me:
“You’re so adorable!” She giggled lightly.
“Wah! You’re cute too!” Peter laughed, clapping his hands. “Wow! So pretty, too!!”
