
Can I have those goodnight kisses?

Can I have those goodnight kisses?

Tha’ one
Cept ‘stead of “impossible”
it’s
“IMPOSSIBURUUUU”

Cause you can get grumpy.

Baloo.
…TaoTao Junior! [Peter’s grin widens] He’s TaoTao Junior!!
It’s okay! My bunnies can feed him and everything! He’s in good hands!!
Hm…
Up to you.
Pranking is expressive, prank style is part of who you are. Can’t decide for you.
Just play tricks, and don’t get caught.
But how do I play tricks?
Can I like
Steal Mister Saint Petersburg’s cane? Or…or steal Mister Ivan’s scarf?
Or Mama’s pandas?
I don’t know how to prank. How do I do that?
Sh, grasshopper.
I can’t tell you. Something you have to discover on your own.
…booo!!
I want to know!! I wanna know how!! Tell me, tell me!!
Nope.
I can’t tell.
Gotta make your own style.
…
Can I just like
Cry and get people to give me stuff
I don’t even know what a prank is!!
Well, I tried pulling one on Romano…
It wasn’t that funny, though.

this is you and me and Leon.
Uhm—uhm—

Cause you do that bad-ass thing.
Hmmm…
Well.
My family is tough. Like, stop-your-heart-with-a-kick tough.
So instead of divvying it up… I go through first. Prank everyone. Then you come in after and finish them off.
We’ll get Asia. Carlino and his micro-bros got other stuff covered. But anyone who’s not a recognised country is on our side, they’re off limits, don’t prank them. Like don’t go after Macau or Taiwan.
And Ice is on our team. Den大佬 might be if he accepts my offer for an alliance.
[Peter’s grin stretches, and he tugs on the other’s sleeve]
Okay! Okay! We can do that! It sounds like fun! I can help with Mama Yao and Hyungsisi YongSoo and Mister Japants!! Can I do that? Can I can I?
Ohhh!! How do I do it? How?
/he tugs harder, laughing himself into stitches now
I wanna do it! I do I do I do!!
Hm…
Up to you.
Pranking is expressive, prank style is part of who you are. Can’t decide for you.
Just play tricks, and don’t get caught.
But how do I play tricks?
Can I like
Steal Mister Saint Petersburg’s cane? Or…or steal Mister Ivan’s scarf?
Or Mama’s pandas?
I don’t know how to prank. How do I do that?
Sh, grasshopper.
I can’t tell you. Something you have to discover on your own.
…booo!!
I want to know!! I wanna know how!! Tell me, tell me!!
darlingtsarevich replied to your post: I’m back! It’s time to play and stuff!!
…I could read to you if you like.
…!
I—oh—
…
I won’t force you to, sir. I know you don’t like playing or anything.
..
P—plus, I mean…you yelled at me and stuff…
/he squirms, looking away
It’s okay. I was wrong. I’m sorry.
No, I like reading to people.
Tch. Vell.
…
I—I wouldn’t mind a story, sir.
[he smiles slightly]
Is that okay?
It is fine! I have lots of books. My favourite is Crime and Punishment.
Is that a big kid book? [Peter blinks, rocking back and forth on his feet] …can I…can I bring you one of my books instead?
I. Um. I suppose, but-
I’m no good vi’d children’s books.
…well, I have Peter Pan, and Peter Rabbit, and Pooh Bear stories.
Those are big people stories too. Arthur likes them.
Come now.
You are never too young for Dostoyevsky.
But that book has a lot of words, right? I’m not very good at reading the big words. I can read the words in Pooh Bear, though!
…
…pretty please?
..
Um. Can’t I just read you somed’ing vi’d a plot? Somed’ing dark and classic! Like D’e Brod’ers Karamazov. Or better yet, as I said, Crime and Punishment. Axe murderers and love triangles, goodness how I love it all.
Ohh…?
…
Those sound scary, though…why don’t I just read to you?
[[ thank you! uvu ]]

Tha’ one.
[[ ICH LIEBE!! ICH LIEBE!! ]]
[[ help I can’t find any other amusing gifs of him but— ]]

Cause you’re ‘fista-cated.


Cause you’re coool, Uncle
…ahh—
Sir, I—think you’re…like…mmh…

You remind me of her too cause you’re pretty and you draw good and I kinda like you


Cause you’re pretty and you like adventure

Tha’s you and Ollie.

This one

Cause you’re ginger


Cause I bet you’re a pretty singer and you look like you can dance like them.
Since you are mine and Leon’s pet except you’re not really this small but you’re cool like him so

This one cept you kinda are mean to me sometimes

So you’re also this one


…………
This one

Kenai! From the Brother movie!!

Duh. Of course you can.
You’re my bro, you are cool by default.
And since I haven’t heard from Tai or Macau, you can help me prank Asia.
Okay! I’ll do that! It sounds fun!!
[Peter’s grin stretches across his face, and he clambors onto the other’s lap]
Tell me what to do!
Tell me! Tell me what to do!!
Hmmm…
Well.
My family is tough. Like, stop-your-heart-with-a-kick tough.
So instead of divvying it up… I go through first. Prank everyone. Then you come in after and finish them off.
We’ll get Asia. Carlino and his micro-bros got other stuff covered. But anyone who’s not a recognised country is on our side, they’re off limits, don’t prank them. Like don’t go after Macau or Taiwan.
And Ice is on our team. Den大佬 might be if he accepts my offer for an alliance.
[Peter’s grin stretches, and he tugs on the other’s sleeve]
Okay! Okay! We can do that! It sounds like fun! I can help with Mama Yao and Hyungsisi YongSoo and Mister Japants!! Can I do that? Can I can I?
Ohhh!! How do I do it? How?
/he tugs harder, laughing himself into stitches now
I wanna do it! I do I do I do!!
Hm…
Up to you.
Pranking is expressive, prank style is part of who you are. Can’t decide for you.
Just play tricks, and don’t get caught.
But how do I play tricks?
Can I like
Steal Mister Saint Petersburg’s cane? Or…or steal Mister Ivan’s scarf?
Or Mama’s pandas?
I don’t know how to prank. How do I do that?
darlingtsarevich replied to your post: I’m back! It’s time to play and stuff!!
…I could read to you if you like.
…!
I—oh—
…
I won’t force you to, sir. I know you don’t like playing or anything.
..
P—plus, I mean…you yelled at me and stuff…
/he squirms, looking away
It’s okay. I was wrong. I’m sorry.
No, I like reading to people.
Tch. Vell.
…
I—I wouldn’t mind a story, sir.
[he smiles slightly]
Is that okay?
It is fine! I have lots of books. My favourite is Crime and Punishment.
Is that a big kid book? [Peter blinks, rocking back and forth on his feet] …can I…can I bring you one of my books instead?
I. Um. I suppose, but-
I’m no good vi’d children’s books.
…well, I have Peter Pan, and Peter Rabbit, and Pooh Bear stories.
Those are big people stories too. Arthur likes them.
Come now.
You are never too young for Dostoyevsky.
But that book has a lot of words, right? I’m not very good at reading the big words. I can read the words in Pooh Bear, though!
…
…pretty please?
It’s Saturday so I’m going to stay up all the night!!
And I’m gonna watch movies!! And stuff!! Anybody wanna do that with me?
Yeah! What movies are we going to watch?
Ohh! Arthur! Little one! Hey!
I was thinking, lots and lots of Disney!!
Disney? Is Disney a good thing?
*whispers* Is it scary, I don’t think I’m aloud to watch scary things.
Disney is good! It’s kind of scary but it’s very nice and sweet and it always has happy endings!
…oh, but maybe not Bambi.
Bambi’s no good.
Oh, okay then! We are good! What are we going to watch first? Other than Bambi, what is so bad about Bambi?
In Bambi, the mama dies. It’s really sad.
…ooh! We can watch The Rescuers!! That’s a good one! It’s one of my favorites!!
darlingtsarevich replied to your post: I’m back! It’s time to play and stuff!!
…I could read to you if you like.
…!
I—oh—
…
I won’t force you to, sir. I know you don’t like playing or anything.
..
P—plus, I mean…you yelled at me and stuff…
/he squirms, looking away
It’s okay. I was wrong. I’m sorry.
No, I like reading to people.
Tch. Vell.
…
I—I wouldn’t mind a story, sir.
[he smiles slightly]
Is that okay?
It is fine! I have lots of books. My favourite is Crime and Punishment.
Is that a big kid book? [Peter blinks, rocking back and forth on his feet] …can I…can I bring you one of my books instead?
I. Um. I suppose, but-
I’m no good vi’d children’s books.
…well, I have Peter Pan, and Peter Rabbit, and Pooh Bear stories.
Those are big people stories too. Arthur likes them.
Bigness matters not.
Coolness does.
Do you think you’re cool enough.
…
Am I cool?
/blinks
Do you think that I can be cool?
Duh. Of course you can.
You’re my bro, you are cool by default.
And since I haven’t heard from Tai or Macau, you can help me prank Asia.
Okay! I’ll do that! It sounds fun!!
[Peter’s grin stretches across his face, and he clambors onto the other’s lap]
Tell me what to do!
Tell me! Tell me what to do!!
Hmmm…
Well.
My family is tough. Like, stop-your-heart-with-a-kick tough.
So instead of divvying it up… I go through first. Prank everyone. Then you come in after and finish them off.
We’ll get Asia. Carlino and his micro-bros got other stuff covered. But anyone who’s not a recognised country is on our side, they’re off limits, don’t prank them. Like don’t go after Macau or Taiwan.
And Ice is on our team. Den大佬 might be if he accepts my offer for an alliance.
[Peter’s grin stretches, and he tugs on the other’s sleeve]
Okay! Okay! We can do that! It sounds like fun! I can help with Mama Yao and Hyungsisi YongSoo and Mister Japants!! Can I do that? Can I can I?
Ohhh!! How do I do it? How?
/he tugs harder, laughing himself into stitches now
I wanna do it! I do I do I do!!
darlingtsarevich replied to your post: I’m back! It’s time to play and stuff!!
…I could read to you if you like.
…!
I—oh—
…
I won’t force you to, sir. I know you don’t like playing or anything.
..
P—plus, I mean…you yelled at me and stuff…
/he squirms, looking away
It’s okay. I was wrong. I’m sorry.
No, I like reading to people.
Tch. Vell.
…
I—I wouldn’t mind a story, sir.
[he smiles slightly]
Is that okay?
It is fine! I have lots of books. My favourite is Crime and Punishment.
Is that a big kid book? [Peter blinks, rocking back and forth on his feet] …can I…can I bring you one of my books instead?
That was something else, it was dangerous. Fire was involved.
We got a big group for this one.
So yeah you’re totally invited.
We’re gona prank the whole world. Literally the whole world.
…
Do you think I can?
[he’s still pouting]
Do you think I’m big enough to do it?
Bigness matters not.
Coolness does.
Do you think you’re cool enough.
…
Am I cool?
/blinks
Do you think that I can be cool?
Duh. Of course you can.
You’re my bro, you are cool by default.
And since I haven’t heard from Tai or Macau, you can help me prank Asia.
Okay! I’ll do that! It sounds fun!!
[Peter’s grin stretches across his face, and he clambors onto the other’s lap]
Tell me what to do!
Tell me! Tell me what to do!!
[[ omg why ]]
It’s Saturday so I’m going to stay up all the night!!
And I’m gonna watch movies!! And stuff!! Anybody wanna do that with me?
Yeah! What movies are we going to watch?
Ohh! Arthur! Little one! Hey!
I was thinking, lots and lots of Disney!!
Disney? Is Disney a good thing?
*whispers* Is it scary, I don’t think I’m aloud to watch scary things.
Disney is good! It’s kind of scary but it’s very nice and sweet and it always has happy endings!
…oh, but maybe not Bambi.
Bambi’s no good.

Are you gonna help us?
Last time you wouldn’t let me.
That was something else, it was dangerous. Fire was involved.
We got a big group for this one.
So yeah you’re totally invited.
We’re gona prank the whole world. Literally the whole world.
…
Do you think I can?
[he’s still pouting]
Do you think I’m big enough to do it?
Bigness matters not.
Coolness does.
Do you think you’re cool enough.
…
Am I cool?
/blinks
Do you think that I can be cool?
firecrackers-and-bamboo replied to your post: I’m back! It’s time to play and stuff!!
PETER PETER TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS DAY!
Oh…? April Fools? What’s that?
*eyes widen* Y-you don’t know?! *picks him up* It’s a fun day! You pull pranks on people and joke around all day!
Uhh? Pranks? But aren’t pranks for big kids, not little ones? I remember! When Leon and Carlino went and pulled all the pranks without me and Leon promised to do it with me next time but he never did… [the boy pouts] Mmmhh. I’m still mad about that!!
Well…I’m old enough so…. Me and you can go pull pranks on people tomorrow! *smiles happily* Lots and loooots of pranks!
… [he continues to pout, squirming around slightly] I wann! I wanna do it with Leon!! I wanna do it with him too!! Me and you and him!!
*chuckles* w-well let’s tell him?
Okay! Let’s! C’mon! We’re gonna do that!! And with stuff!!
darlingtsarevich replied to your post: I’m back! It’s time to play and stuff!!
…I could read to you if you like.
…!
I—oh—
…
I won’t force you to, sir. I know you don’t like playing or anything.
..
P—plus, I mean…you yelled at me and stuff…
/he squirms, looking away
It’s okay. I was wrong. I’m sorry.
No, I like reading to people.
Tch. Vell.
…
I—I wouldn’t mind a story, sir.
[he smiles slightly]
Is that okay?
Are you gonna help us?
Last time you wouldn’t let me.
That was something else, it was dangerous. Fire was involved.
We got a big group for this one.
So yeah you’re totally invited.
We’re gona prank the whole world. Literally the whole world.
…
Do you think I can?
[he’s still pouting]
Do you think I’m big enough to do it?
Are you gonna help us?

Last time you wouldn’t let me.
firecrackers-and-bamboo replied to your post: I’m back! It’s time to play and stuff!!
PETER PETER TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS DAY!
Oh…? April Fools? What’s that?
*eyes widen* Y-you don’t know?! *picks him up* It’s a fun day! You pull pranks on people and joke around all day!
Uhh? Pranks? But aren’t pranks for big kids, not little ones? I remember! When Leon and Carlino went and pulled all the pranks without me and Leon promised to do it with me next time but he never did… [the boy pouts] Mmmhh. I’m still mad about that!!
Well…I’m old enough so…. Me and you can go pull pranks on people tomorrow! *smiles happily* Lots and loooots of pranks!
… [he continues to pout, squirming around slightly] I wann! I wanna do it with Leon!! I wanna do it with him too!! Me and you and him!!