On May 17th, 2012 at 7:30 pm Pacific standard time, Portland Oregon, Kenneth Stevens lost his only brown potato. It was sitting on the kitchen counter all afternoon.
When said man went to cut his potato, it was missing.
The potato is about six inches tall, and three and a half inches wide.
If seen, please send me an ask.
My brother dearly misses his potato.
SIGNAL BOAST!!!!!11! This potato is missing!
i read signal roast
Such a tragedy! T’loose a potato!