americanresolve:

fortroughs:

americanresolve:

fortroughs replied to your post: SO. LET’S TAKE A POLL OF HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA…

ONLY THE BEST KIND OF KISSING.

Y’KNOW, I KISS MY GIRLFRIEND SOMETIMES, DOES THAT MEAN WE DO THAT?

UHM.

I KINDA HOPE NOT.

……..

But why not?

She’s nine.

Plus, Mister Alfred, you said it was the best.

franceinyourpants:

fortroughs:

FIRST MY BROTHER TELLS ME THAT THE EASTER BUNNY ISN’T REAL, THEN HE SAYS HE LIED AND THAT THE EASTER BUNNY WAS KILLED

AND THEN MISTER ALFRED TELLS ME THAT THE EASTER BUNNY ISN’T REAL, FOR REAL-SIES, AND NEITHER IS SANTA.

……..

[WAILS]

And I’m telling you that they are both idiots.

If you believe in something isn’t that enough to make it real? 

…………

It—-

…

Y—yeah….?

(( good morning friends I am here ))

notyourusualcanadian:

Go jump in a lake.

Sorry, Canadian weather doesn’t allow that, all the lakes are frozen.

Maybe you should go to the lake and make the ice crack since you’re heavier then I am.

Anonymous sent:

What are your thoughts on your father?

My dad is great! I love my dad, he—he’s nice, he loves me and even when he gets nervous it’s because he doesn’t want to break me, he doesn’t want me to be scared of him and he wants me to keep trusting him, so I have to do my best and keep moving forward.

…

Sometimes I think that I can’t forgive him.

(( so this just happened on my dash ))

atomiccock:

ficlet written by Kelbora here

treatyofghentsmas:

fortroughs:

treatyofghentsmas:

fortroughs replied to your post: dad you’re one smug son of a bitch did you know…

you’re not my real dad.

i’m your real elder brother who can easily inform your real dad

he’s too busy with his spoons to pay any attention to what you have to say and that’s not a euphamism for anything.

you are in so much trouble right now i hope you know that

It’s Christmas, dad, it’s the season of giving I’m just giving you my opinion isn’t that why you broke away from dad.

Someday I want to grow up to be Matt Smith.

So should I text Mister England or not…

I really want a sock puppet but I don’t know if he’s busy…

/stares at his phone

/trying to WILL ENGLAND TO CALL

earthrevolvesaroundben:

… their ears are somewhat the same shape …

(Source: johnharrisons)

doubleslumieres:

I do not understand why everyone seems to be under the impression that I smell bad :|