
so Shiyra and i have been Rping over mobile lately and we came up with this gem
[12:43:35 PM] Malk: D O NE WITH UU
[12:44:23 PM] Reeshee: no you love me
[12:44:33 PM] Malk: I DO BUT
[12:44:34 PM] Malk: IM DEAD
[12:44:35 PM] Reeshee: just like mama greece loves all natural, non artificial italian D.
[12:44:38 PM] Malk: o mggh
[12:41:23 PM] Reeshee: She don’t want your new age D it’s got chemicals in it
[12:41:29 PM] Malk: I M DONE
[12:42:10 PM] Reeshee: the old D is all natural
[12:42:13 PM] Reeshee: no pills used

[4/7/13 12:22:59 PM] Hans: does that mean alfred can’t drink because he has the physical age of a 19 year old??? i#m going to piss
[4/7/13 12:23:54 PM] omfg though
[4/7/13 12:23:47 PM] Hans: that’s amazing
[4/7/13 12:24:05 PM] Hans: i can just imagine like massive parties being held after world conferences
[4/7/13 12:24:29 PM] Hans: and everyone is off their faces and then there’s just alfred in the corner drinking orange juice and glaring at everyonebonus panel:
[4/7/13 12:28:18 PM] Hans: and then when everyone comes in the next day with a hangover
[4/7/13 12:29:06 PM] Hans: occasionally he’ll take aspirin along with everyone else so he doesn’t feel left out
[4/7/13 2:04:16 PM] Reeshee: I JUST REALIZED I DIDN’T DRAW THE ORAGNE JUICE I
[4/7/13 2:05:58 PM] Reeshee: I FORGOT TO DRAW THE ORANGE JUICE I EVEN PUT A LITTLE SIGN THAT SAID “ORANGE JUICE” RIGHT WHER EI WAS SUPPOSED TO DRAW IT
[4/7/13 2:06:54 PM] Hans: CONGRATS RISHI! YOU’VE LEVELED UP TO “I REALLY NEED TO SLEEP MORE OFTEN”! BONUSES: -10 VIT